Feb 12, 20111 minGuest post: Why I Would Completely Fail as a Serial Killer (via snarkandcookies)This goes out to all my friends that have become addicted to Dexter with my exuberant assistance. I love that show and I love this...
Feb 10, 20112 minPenis EnvyThe thrilling realm of night freight is, for some odd reason, rife with talk of genitalia. It may have been simply a personality quirk...
Feb 4, 20112 minKindly disregard this post. I’m drunk.So, you’re reading this anyway, huh? Well, suit yourself. Let me set the scene for you then. It is 11:20 p.m. CST. My husband and my...
Feb 3, 20112 minTrapped!Please help me. All I want is my freedom, if only for one measly hour. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. I imagine even convicted...