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P is for Persephone

In Greek mythology, Persephone was the daughter of the mother goddess Demeter who was abducted by Hades, the god of the underworld. ...

O is for OMG!

I have had a lot of OMG moments in the last year or so. Of course, maybe not so many if you don’t include the OMG moments that I’m...

N is for Nothing

I cannot comprehend how my mother managed to inflict the “Mother’s Curse” upon me without possessing a magic lamp inhabited by a genie or...

M is for Morning

Oh, Morning, why do you torment me so? How have I offended you to deserve the symphony of barking dogs, chattering squirrels and...

L is for Lightning

Even as a child, I loved thunderstorms. I am completely enamored with everything about thunderstorms: the pelting sound of the rain...

K is for Kinky

I know that my husband doesn’t have a mistress. I know this because not only is he my soul-mate (and I’m not just saying that to deter...

J is for Jack

In my never-ending quest to be The Galaxy’s Most Awesome Mom and Coolest Chick Ever, I am continually adding tools (and outlining the...

I is for Imbecile

You know who I’m talking about. That nitwit in the POS Honda that just pulled out in front of you at the last second when there’s no one...

H is for Halloween

Boo! Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. There is nothing that I don’t like about it. It’s spooky. I get to pretend to be whatever...

G is for Guilt

Guilt pisses me off. I’m not talking about the kind of guilt you feel when you do something truly horrible, like accidentally reducing a...

F is for Focus

Chapter 2 of the book “The Spark” by Chris “SparkGuy” Downie, is all about “focus” as a cornerstone of his program. He describes a lack...

E is for Everything

Sounds rather ambitious, doesn’t it? “E is for Everything.” I thought about “E is for Embrace,” but that’s a little too touchy-feely ...