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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    P is for Persephone

    In Greek mythology, Persephone was the daughter of the mother goddess Demeter who was abducted by Hades, the god of the underworld. ...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    O is for OMG!

    I have had a lot of OMG moments in the last year or so. Of course, maybe not so many if you don’t include the OMG moments that I’m...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    N is for Nothing

    I cannot comprehend how my mother managed to inflict the “Mother’s Curse” upon me without possessing a magic lamp inhabited by a genie or...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    M is for Morning

    Oh, Morning, why do you torment me so? How have I offended you to deserve the symphony of barking dogs, chattering squirrels and...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    L is for Lightning

    Even as a child, I loved thunderstorms. I am completely enamored with everything about thunderstorms: the pelting sound of the rain...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    K is for Kinky

    I know that my husband doesn’t have a mistress. I know this because not only is he my soul-mate (and I’m not just saying that to deter...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    J is for Jack

    In my never-ending quest to be The Galaxy’s Most Awesome Mom and Coolest Chick Ever, I am continually adding tools (and outlining the...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    I is for Imbecile

    You know who I’m talking about. That nitwit in the POS Honda that just pulled out in front of you at the last second when there’s no one...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    H is for Halloween

    Boo! Halloween is my favorite holiday ever. There is nothing that I don’t like about it. It’s spooky. I get to pretend to be whatever...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    G is for Guilt

    Guilt pisses me off. I’m not talking about the kind of guilt you feel when you do something truly horrible, like accidentally reducing a...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    F is for Focus

    Chapter 2 of the book “The Spark” by Chris “SparkGuy” Downie, is all about “focus” as a cornerstone of his program. He describes a lack...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    E is for Everything

    Sounds rather ambitious, doesn’t it? “E is for Everything.” I thought about “E is for Embrace,” but that’s a little too touchy-feely ...
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