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    • Dec 7, 2010
    • 3 min

    Fountain of Youth discovered in America!

    Much to the chagrin of Juan Ponce de León, it seems that the Fountain of Youth not only exists, but it has been here in America all...
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    • Dec 4, 2010
    • 2 min

    Grief is the price of Love

    I have recently become more and more aware of my emotional ineptitude.  It’s not that I don’t feel emotions, quite the opposite, in...
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    • Dec 1, 2010
    • 1 min

    An Ode to Procrastination (Not really)

    I’d write an Ode to Procrastination, but I haven’t got the time. Sales and business prognostication weighs heavily on my mind. Expenses,...
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    Necessity Breeds Creativity
    • Nov 29, 2010
    • 2 min

    Necessity Breeds Creativity

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I have some fairly impressive friends in the creativity department.  From artists who work in the more...
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    • Nov 27, 2010
    • 2 min

    There’s no “team” in Uno

    While playing a friendly game of cards last night with family, I discovered an ugly truth: There’s no “team” in Uno.  This truism was...
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    • Nov 26, 2010
    • 1 min

    Z is for Zenith

    Life is like a box of chocolates…No, wait. Life is like a roller coaster…No, still not right.  Life is like being airlifted to the...
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    • Nov 23, 2010
    • 2 min

    Y is for Yuletide

    I totally get the Grinch.  The poor old guy lives all alone up in his cave with only a mangy dog for company while the residents of...
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    • Nov 20, 2010
    • 2 min

    X is for Xerxes

    In my opinion, 300 is the greatest chick flick ever.  And don’t tell me that 300 is not a chick flick.  It is simply impossible to...
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    • Nov 18, 2010
    • 2 min

    W is for Words

    It has been said that a cargo pilot is akin to a truck driver in the sky.  And as a former cargo pilot with an extensive vocabulary of...
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    • Nov 16, 2010
    • 1 min

    V is for Virus

    It seems my white blood cells have been caught with their proverbial pants pooled around their chubby little ankles.  A malevolent...
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    • Nov 15, 2010
    • 2 min

    U is for Usurp

    My train of thought has been hijacked by Barnum & Bailey.  My focus has been disrupted by all manner of clowning, daredevil motorcycle...
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    • Nov 13, 2010
    • 2 min

    T is for Truth

    I have a friend, let’s call her “Anna,” who is having difficulties with a family member.  Anna, in my opinion, is an exceptional human...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    D is for Destruction

    My first stab at home-ownership turned out to be the house I grew up in. My parents wanted to move and they made my husband and I an...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    C is for Chrysalis

    Last month, I took my children (a.k.a. “the boy”, age 7 and “the girl”, age 2.5) to a Bubble Show at our library. It was a really cute ...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    B is for Bra

    It occurred to me today as I completed Day 3 of Week 1 of the Couch to 5K plan how horribly important a proper exercise bra can be. One...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    A is for Attitude

    Well, my first blog ever didn’t go so bad. Nothing bad happened. No tears. No blood. Nothing falling from the sky. Ok… Since I’m...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 1 min

    Warning: Blog virgin’s first time

    So, how do you do it?  Blog, I mean.  How do you know what to talk about?  How do you know anyone will care or be even mildly...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    S is for Surprise

    If there are an infinite number of parallel universes with infinite versions of me, I can guarantee two things: not a single “parallel ...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    R is for Resistance

    It seems to me that on each of the countless occasions that the Federation has wiped the walls with the Borg (fine, maybe “just barely ...
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    • Nov 12, 2010
    • 2 min

    Q is for Questionable

    As a young student, I remember hearing “there is no such thing as a stupid question” stated firmly and repeatedly throughout my...
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